Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Funnier than the author could ever have imagined...

"To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz. While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives: Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheatin-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yo-az."

I know, it has nothing to do with Christmas or anything, but it's still hilarious. HI-larious. On so many levels...


  1. BAAAAHAAAAA. That is awesome. Thanks for sharing.

  2. BAHAHAHAHA! That is classic comedy. Love it!

  3. AH HA HA HA HA! Where do people get so creative? That was hilarious! Thanks for the giggle. Merry Christmas!